A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 12)

And on the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

twelve Christmas Carols

eleven loving friends

ten totem poles

nine purring cats

eight smelly dogs

seven Game Boy games

six Sega Saturns

FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS!!!

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players



and a pair of leather shoes by Nike!!!

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 11)

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

eleven loving friends

ten totem poles

nine purring cats

eight smelly dogs

seven Game Boy games

six Sega Saturns

FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS!!!

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 10)

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

ten totem poles

nine purring cats

eight smelly dogs

seven Game Boy games

six Sega Saturns

FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS!!!

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 9)

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

nine purring cats

eight smelly dogs

seven Game Boy games

six Sega Saturns

FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS!!!

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 8)

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

eight smelly dogs

seven Game Boy games

six Sega Saturns

FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS!!!

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 7)

On the 7th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

seven Game Boy games

six Sega Saturns

FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS!!!

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 6)

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

six Sega Saturns

FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS!!!

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 5)

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS!!!

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 4)

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 3)

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 2)

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 1)

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

a pair of leather shoes by Nike

Attention! A Modern 12 Days of Christmas to be released

Starting this Sunday, I will be revealing to you, my devoted readers, a modern rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas. This rendition was created years ago, when I was at the ripe young age of eleven. Each day I will release two verses of the song. (seeing as how I missed the 12 DAY mark awhile ago)

'Tis the Season.