Tuesday, December 22, 2009

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 6)

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

six Sega Saturns

FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS!!!

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 5)

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS!!!

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

Monday, December 21, 2009

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 4)

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

four hockey sticks

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 3)

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

three Big Screen TVs

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

Sunday, December 20, 2009

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 2)

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

two CD players

and a pair of leather shoes by Nike

A Modern 12 Days of Christmas (Day 1)

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

a pair of leather shoes by Nike

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Attention! A Modern 12 Days of Christmas to be released

Starting this Sunday, I will be revealing to you, my devoted readers, a modern rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas. This rendition was created years ago, when I was at the ripe young age of eleven. Each day I will release two verses of the song. (seeing as how I missed the 12 DAY mark awhile ago)

'Tis the Season.